Some sentences, remarks or comments are (preferably) to banish in bed, at the risk of farting the atmosphere and break the pleasure. Let’s just say that it can have a strange effect, especially if we have known each other for three days. After, you do well as you want …
We know what to say in bed, at least what is possible to say in bed: words raw or tender to increase the excitement. But, on the contrary, are there things to be said? It would seem … Sometimes it’s better to turn your tongue seven times before speaking, at the risk of breaking the mood.
NEVER SAY AT BED … “IT’S YOUR FINGER OR YOUR SEX? “
Because all that touches the size, it can rob you a man (without dec). This avoids (and also) the “I do not know why, I imagined you with a big sex” or “I do not feel anything, where are you? “. We know that centimeters, it does not matter (so much) and that the most important is to put our partner in confidence for a nice report.
NEVER SAY AT BED … “YOU SAW, YOU HAVE MORE BREAST THAN ME”
No more: “This number of black dots you collect! “. It’s tempting to cause small physical details that make us laugh (or we disgust, like), but we’ll see later (about the same time we pee the door open).
NEVER SAY AT THE BED … “I LOVE YOUR ODOR, THAT REMINDS ME MY COURSES OF EQUITATION”
Each one his references, his fantasies, and his tips to take pleasure. But some share more easily than others. In the same way that invoking the smell of horses can spin the sheaf, a “Call me Mom, it excites me” can lead to break (even if EVIDELY ON RIGOLATE).
NEVER SAY AT BED … “OH YES VAS-Y. AH, IS IT? “
Premature ejaculation, at least ejaculation “a little too fast” complex a pack of men. We avoid stinging where it hurts. Worse, to throw a ‘This is your first time? (OK, hilarious if it’s been 10 years that we are married, but hey). We prefer to give him another chance.
NEVER SAY AT BED … “IN TWO WORDS, THOUGHTS WHAT ABOUT OUR COUPLE? “
Especially if you are not really in a relationship, or not yet. Let’s say that making points in full intercourse is not always very timely. It also proscribes the “must speak”. We’ll see that later, like earlier.
NEVER SAY AT THE BED … “DO NOT YOU DISTURB MY CHAT? IT’S CALM
In general, everything that shows that we do not care about being there, it sucks. Like the cat, kind “What’s your name already? “, Kind” Do it fast by cons, I’m sleepy “. If we really want to move on, we tell the truth: we do not have too much head to that, but Netflix, it tells us well.
NEVER SAY AT BED … “WAIT FOR A SECOND, I HAVE A NOTIFICATION”
Even if our mental burden is close to morbid obesity and we have a lot of things to think about, we hold back until the end of the report. Or, okay, we recite our To Do, but in our head. Of course, we must call taxes, but it is not taxes that will make us enjoy.
NEVER SAY AT BED … “IS IT NECESSARY IF I THINK ABOUT SOMEONE? “
It’s not very nice-nice. We abstain. And we also avoid the “Oh yes, I love it, go on Isaac” while he is not called Isaac. But hey, unfortunately, we do not always control him …